Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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