Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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