I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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