Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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