You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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