ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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