Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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