Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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