I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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