Your mouth is God's brothel.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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