Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
Pick me up at 9.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian