Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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