I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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