This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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