she was so not down for the gang bang
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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