a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
birth control should be required to get into college
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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