Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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