oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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