I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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