And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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