when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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