Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
