In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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