I smell stomach acid.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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