I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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