'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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