He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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