talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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