He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
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Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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