My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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