But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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