when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Can you bring me the toilet please
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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