And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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