i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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