Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I understand Curling. That high.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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