it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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