I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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