What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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