I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
