worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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