We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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