There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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