Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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