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Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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