I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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