Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
