Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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