He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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