At least make sure they are 18
Why
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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