Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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