I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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