why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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