We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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