Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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