champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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