HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
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He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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