Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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