And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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