Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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