I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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