Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i permit you to call me
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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