I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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